Max, did you blow a possible cupcake customer tonight?
You know I don't mix business with pleasure.
We have to keep pushing our cupcakes.
Every table, every time, "Max's homemade cupcakes."
I did. I said my name to that table more times than my mother said it my entire life.
But you can't just say the name. You have to really sell it.
You should see me out there.
"Hope you saved room for one of our delicious Max's homemade cupcakes.
They're moist, delicious, creamy--" Stop.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I am not a whore.
Oh, you're a cupcake whore, and right now I'm your pimp, so... how many did you sell tonight? Two.
Don't hit me, daddy! Okay, how many did you sell tonight?
I sold... Two. Okay, we're bad whores.
No, we are tired whores. It's not the end of the world.
We're just letting a few El-Caminos drive by because our wrists are sore.
I love you for that. You just put everything into perspective.
So I says to Caroline, "it's so bad for business."
And right now they're in the kitchen having huge fight. I really worried that...
Lady chatterbox says your business is in big trouble.
Please, everything seems big to Han.
Ready to go, Sophie? And girls, sorry to hear your business broke up and you aren't speaking.
We scared him. Now he's gonna run under the stove.
I'm gonna make some calls to help you. Get you some big party jobs.
That's so nice of you, Sophie. We really appreciate it.
You girls can make some big money. As you know, Duza day is coming up.
Um, no, I do not know. What the hell is Duza day?
Oh, Duza day is huge holiday in Polish community.
When a polish girl reaches six feet, you give her big party.
I had mine when I was seven.